Alex Blagg shares with us his 15 top tips for creating the perfect Twitter bio. Just a few of my favorites:
5. If you go out to bars like every night of the week, you’re not alcoholic. You’re a Foursquare Ambassador.
7. A great way to sound really smart and cool is to combine a vague/abstract word like “Idea” with an impressive or scientific-sounding title or profession. (ex. Idea Architect or Solution Ecologist)
15. Even if you’re worth negative-$30,000 and running your entire ‘start-up business’ out of a Wi-Fi-enabled Denny’s booth, you should always list yourself as an “Entrepreneur”.
I hope this doesn’t hit too close to home for some of my readers :).
Just wonderful. And if you look real close the PC has a “Fatal Error” message displayed on the screen. Got to love “geek” humor.